Crimson Myst has gone viral.

Okay, not really, I just created a YouTube account that I can use that is associated with this web site. There are no videos yet but there will be, I just need to transfer a couple of videos I created a looooong time ago from VHS to to my computer. Will keep you posted. I’ve added a link to it in the links section.

COWORKER: (plays theme music from fight scene in an episode of Star Trek the Original Series)

CRIMSON: I think that should be playing in the background everytime we take a tech support call because it sure feels like a fight to the death sometimes.

COWORKER #1: CoWorker #3 is retiring.

COWORKER #2: I’m not going to retire.

CRIMSON: You’re not allowed to retire. Oh wait, I’m older than you so, it’s okay you can retire since I won’t be here anyway.

COWORKER #2: I’m going to die before I retire.

COWORKER #1: You’re going to die before you retire?

CRIMSON: Yes, CoWorker #2 predicts he is going to die in a tragic Spork accident.

COWORKER #2: Yep, right in the eye and it will take 3 days to bleed out. My last words to you guys will be ‘Does this look infected?’.

Sooooo… Judgement Day… yeah, that little nugget of wackadoo….

Come and gone…

Is anyone really surprised… I mean, really?

PHONE: ring ring

D: Here S answer it.

S (in Indian accent like Apu from The Simpsons): No this is not Crimson, this is… uh, some random person, yes yes, thank you, goodbye.

CRIMSON: Give me the phone you clown (takes phone). Hello?

TELEMARKETER (with Indian accent): May I speak with Crimson Myst…

CRIMSON (jokingly): You have an overabundance of modesty

COWORKER (also jokingly): It’s about time I got recognized for my modesty.

COWORKER (on phone to another coworker and bringing me into conversation): ‘Crimson’ says I’m sweet and innocent, don’t you ‘Crimson’?

CRIMSON: Ummm… compared to Satan, sure.

CRIMSON (via phone): IT Support.

CUSTOMER: I would like additional income tax deducted from my paycheck. Who do I contact regarding this matter? 

CRIMSON: This is the computer and tech support line so I would recommend contacting Payroll.

COWORKER (via email): Dare you to change the voicemail message for tech support to:

“THANK YOU FOR HOLDING…

Your call is very important to us. So important, in fact, we’ll continue to keep you on hold so that by the time you reach a real person your mood will have become as foul and black as Satan’s stool sample.”

CRIMSON (via email): As long as we can add “Happy Holidays!” in an obnoxiously cheery voice at the end.

COWORKER (in person): “I am going to download the new antivirus program to your computer in a few minutes so if you see files downloading on your computer that’s what it is.” (returns to his desk)

CRIMSON (via email after noticing files downloading): “Something weird is happening on my computer. There are files downloading on their own. I think I have a virus and better click Abort. ;P”

COWORKER: “Don’t you dare. I’ll fdisk your PC and the f isn’t for format.”

CRIMSON: “Two questions: 1) Is that even legal? 2) Are you going to videotape it?”