COWORKER (via email): Dare you to change the voicemail message for tech support to:
“THANK YOU FOR HOLDING…
Your call is very important to us. So important, in fact, we’ll continue to keep you on hold so that by the time you reach a real person your mood will have become as foul and black as Satan’s stool sample.”
CRIMSON (via email): As long as we can add “Happy Holidays!” in an obnoxiously cheery voice at the end.
December 22nd, 2010