CRIMSON (in email to CoWorkers):

“Greetings,

Anyone leaving the gate open will lose their gate privileges. Don’t worry though, CoWorker#1 will be holding a workshop on how to bound over the counter in a single leap.

Materials needed for workshop:
3 cans of Red Bull
(Rock Star or Monster will be accepted as a substitute)

Follow up workshops will be offered at a later date called “Sticking the Landing” and “From Basic Leaping to Leaping with Style”

Thank you”

I seriously need someone in my life who has a hard time starting things but loves to finish them because I am the opposite. I start lots and lots of projects and stories and art projects and hobbies but I never seem to be able to finish them. It’s actually kind of depressing because you never get that feeling of accomplishment when you complete something. Hmmm…maybe that is why I tend to return to rpgs the most because there is no end to them.

🙂

Apparently I’ve had nothing the least bit interesting or amusing to say since July. I think the creativity gremlins have kidnapped my muse or stolen my brain again.    

Oh, cruel fates please release them so I can entertain my multitude of fans… all two of them (Hi M, Hi D).

If it weren’t for my thyroid I would slam back a few energy drinks and see what happened. Let my fingers fly across the keyboard and just type whatever crazy crap crossed my scattered mind. Unfortunately, they give me the shakes in a bad way and not the good buzzed, energy filled kind of way.

Damn you, you butterfly shaped gland of painintheassness.

Damn you to heck!

I have been accepted as a Show Expert on the forums over at spoilertv.com for the shows Supernatural and Vampire Diaries. It basically means I help generate discussion and update spoilers and stuff like that. So if you want to read me spewing forth my unparalleled witticisms and razor like insight into those two shows then drop by and visit:

Spoilertv Forums – http://www.spoilertv.co.uk/forum/index.php

Supernatural – http://www.spoilertv.co.uk/forum/viewforum.php?f=71

Vampire Diaries Spoilers – http://www.spoilertv.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=20211

Vampire Diaries Discussion – http://www.spoilertv.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=20388

~ Crimson ~

I have thoughts, I have thoughts…

Thoughts that race through the wooded landscape of my mind into the open expanse of a new world on the verge of discovery.

Thoughts that twirl and tumble with innocent naivety and wonder.

Thoughts that soar through the vivid sky right into the face of the temperamental sun.

Thoughts that burst into existence like a clap of thunder and thoughts that melt silently like raindrops on the verdant earth.

I have thoughts.

I was having lunch in my car (really, I am not as pathetic as I sound, I swear… I had to get something… anyway…) in the shade of a tree which is in the shade of a building and in fifteen minutes I still got freaking sunburned!! How is that even possible!?!?!

Yes, yes, I know indirect sunlight can burn… blah, blah, blah 

But really, in the shade of the shade!?! Come on!!!!

I am deeply sorry to hear about your discouraging day,
So I am sending positive thoughts and lots of good will your way.
It is sad to hear about people acting with dreadful disgrace,
Especially towards someone who is full of kindness and grace.

~ Crimson Myst ~

(dedicated to @jumblejim via my twitter page @crimsonmyst)

I am an oyster in the clam bake of life.

(via email)

CRIMSON: I am the last bamboo tree in the middle of a panda sanctuary.

COWORKER: I am the lonely bamboo tree’s last leaf staring at a slobbering panda mouth.

CRIMSON: Cheetos ate my Doritos and then the mosquitoes and the bandidos… well… they just weren’t happy about that.  And, I mean really, who would be happy about snack food genocide. Those poor Doritos being wiped out by their cheesy overlords. It really makes you think…hmmm… and then to make matters worse, it doesn’t even seem to matter to the greater global society. Do you see anything about it in the press I ask you? No! Those sensationalistic, rumour mongering, bottom feeding, space monkeys, don’t even see fit to stick at least a two sentence blurb about it even in  The Ladies Home Journal.

 Oh the humanity of it all!!!!

 Can’t we all just get along!?!?!

 Like, really… can’t we…

COWORKER: I am sorry, but I have to agree with the tactics that Cheetos use to enhance their fatty goodness cheesy flavor.  What better way to increase the sticky powdery cheesiness of one’s self than to devour a less superior snack food?

CRIMSON: You madame… are barbaric!

Even though we are apart,
You have a place inside my heart.
Joy will rise when we meet once more,
Entwined forever, our souls will soar.

~ Crimson Myst ~

(from my twitter page @crimsonmyst)