HomeA note from The Chronicler: Crime never stops for a donut and coffee even in the donut shop capital of the world and so the high calibre services of Almighty are required elsewhere in Region City. The Powers That Be (TPTB) have deemed it necessary that she pass on her responsibilities of providing high-tech panel board weaponry for our hero Panel Board Man onto an apprentice. The Apprentice is ready, willing and eager for her first assignment.
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OK Apprentice, brace yourself, this is your first request from PANEL BOARD MAN!
On February 27th from 6-9pm at the Region City Mall the fifth annual Ultimate Mix Challenge will be taking place! Our special intelligence office tells us that a gang of substance abusers will be there looking to cause trouble at the event! The secret plan is to pick up one of the 3 or 4 panel X5-100 display board models at around 4:00 from the Health Cave on February 27th. From there PBM will secretly make his way to the Region City Mall and intercept the gang by setting up the best, most colourful, eye catching display that will no doubt make all substance abusers feel guilty and never ever, ever, ever abuse any type of substance or cause trouble again! Upon completing this mission PBM plans to take the X5-100 home and have a nice relaxing weekend with it. This mission promises to be very taxing and the X5-100 will no doubt need a well deserved rest. PBM will return the X5-100 at exactly 8:24 on Monday, March 1st safely to the Health Cave.
CONFIDENTIAL PBM AGENDA
-pick up 3 or 4 panel board at 4:00 on Friday, February 27th.
-return panel board at 8:24 on Monday, March 1st.
Thank you for the work that you do in aiding PBM to rid the world of poor displays!
Over and out.
Panel Board Man
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And so the torch passes to The Apprentice.
PBM I know I have left you and all well presented displays in good hands.
Don’t be nervous Apprentice.
Upon completion of your first successful mission you will experience the euphoria of keeping poor displays and trouble makers at bay and will hence look forward to future calls from the ever vigilant PANEL BOARD MAN!!!
Thoughts and prayers from an appreciative public are with you.
Good luck to you both!
Almighty
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The level of responsibility passed on to me is overwhelming.
Due to the sensitive nature of this event it would appear we must approach this matter with the utmost regard for the safety of “Panel Board Man”. I have secured a 4 panel X5-100 in order to accommodate the most informative and biggest display ever. Substance abusers beware!
I will do my best not to let you down.
The Apprentice
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Obviously we chose well.
I feel confidant that PBM will go on fighting bad displays for as long as there are misguided evil doers trying to create havoc for all. The Apprentice has learned quickly of the dangers that could envelope PBM at any time and is not afraid to take the necessary steps to keep him and the organization safe and functioning like the well oiled machine it is. PBM’s back up team is in place and ready at a moments notice to help inform and beautify the world. (or at least Region City).
Evil display displayers beware!!
Almighty
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Apprentice,
I can see that your training has served you well indeed! PBM is confident that there will be zero transition time, rather our missions will hit the ground running! Fear not, you posses the highest level of skill required to keep the daily operations of the Health Cave running smoothly while PBM ventures out into Region City defeating the evil substance abusers and builders of poor displays!
Carry on and remember PMB could not continue in this battle without you!
Panel Board Man
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