HomeWell, folks, there you have it. A day in the life of a superhero. It’s a very long day, the tights are uncomfortable; I think we covered that before. Map light, convenient and essential. A lot of working of villain motifs. Crime has a Bossa Nova beat. Leap before you look. Remember denouement. Other French words: inconvenient, nonessential… oh… I could go on and on… But time’s a-wasting and evil’s out there making hand-crafted mischief for the swap meet of villainy. And you can’t strike a good deal with evil. No matter how much you haggle! We don’t need to look for a bargain; goodness is cheap because it’s free, and free is as cheap as it gets.
– DIS-PC SUCKS
Note: Mr. Sucks does realize his monologue is very similar to that of a certain superhero bug.