When one eats canned peaches and those little boxes of raisons day after day, at some point there must be an intervention by a Big Mac.

There is a really cool site out my window. It is heavy winter, lots of snow (had a bit of a snow strom yesterday and last night) and a rainbow is shooting up straight in the sky, not curved or anything, just straight. Turn myself 45 degrees and there is another one doing the same thing. Totally weird but totally cool.

Well, folks, there you have it. A day in the life of a superhero. It’s a very long day, the tights are uncomfortable; I think we covered that before. Map light, convenient and essential. A lot of working of villain motifs. Crime has a Bossa Nova beat. Leap before you look. Remember denouement. Other French words: inconvenient, nonessential… oh… I could go on and on… But time’s a-wasting and evil’s out there making hand-crafted mischief for the swap meet of villainy. And you can’t strike a good deal with evil. No matter how much you haggle! We don’t need to look for a bargain; goodness is cheap because it’s free, and free is as cheap as it gets.

– DIS-PC SUCKS

Note: Mr. Sucks does realize his monologue is very similar to that of a certain superhero bug.

ALL-MIGHTY,

Panel Board Man’s ‘panel-sense’ is tingling’. I have a sneaky suspicion that St. Mike’s is in need of a sparkling display! Therefore, I am submitting this request for an extra special panel board for November 19th, 20th and 21st. This special panel board will be picked up at 8:30am on the 19th and returned to the ‘Health Cave’ in the afternoon of the 21st or the morning of the 24th.

Thank you once again from Panel Board Man.

It is always an honour working with you in order to rid the region of poor displays!

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Panel Board Man!

Good to hear from you, knowing how busy you have been in your quest for eye-catching and informative displays and eradicating poor ones.

I have the perfect display board for you. The 3–panel blue X3! Clean lines, bright colour and will fit in most vehicles.

I have booked it for you from November 19 – 24, although it needs to be back early on the 24th as another of our ever supportive group needs it on the 24th to educate the public on not only information but to show displays pleasing to the eye.

Be prepared to pick up this board by the elevators on the morning of the 19th, and Godspeed in your pursuit of quality displays.

Our thoughts and prayers are with you, brave soul.

~ Almighty ~

Almighty,
Well, they are a pretty alert gang. Real street wise I’m told. I think I will plan a sneak attack with a stealth like three panel attack board! (with your approval of course)
PBM

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Dear PBM,
Of course that fiendish group will be waiting for something outrageous and will retaliate in kind. Once again you have shown a wisdom beyond your tender years. You will win the day be stealth and ingenuity. I give you the 3 Panel board with pride!

~ Almighty ~

I am holding your imaginary friend hostage and here are my demands.

1 million dollars, a case of Pepsi Blue, a Chihuahua named Sparkles and a clean pair of socks.

If you do not meet my terms, your friend shall suffer the greatest episode of “Pink Belly” ever know to mankind!

While I cannot claim to be one of the current authors of this saga, but rather a historian, a chronicler, a public relations type to bring this true-life gripping saga to international attention through this forum, I hope to someday soon don my Panel Board Man secret decoder ring and assist this crime fighting team.

For now I remain your humble servant in keeping you up to date on this, the Continuing Adventures of Panel Board Man.

I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon! As warm as bathwater! We are superheroes; we don’t have time to be charming! The boots of evil were made for walkin’! We’re watching the big picture, friend! We know the score! We are a public service, not glamour boys! Not captains of industry! Keep your vulgar moneys! We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary. Living rooms of Canada, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?

Sure, Gravity is a harsh mistress but you don’t fight destiny, no sir… and you don’t eat crackers in the bed of your future! Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she’s pushing! Hug your destiny!! Oh, what a goofy work is man. Y’know, evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can’t let the package hide the pudding! Evil is just plain bad! You don’t cotton to it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspapaer of justice! Bad dog! Bad dog! And you don’t do it for money. No! You do it for love! You know, I’ve learned something… on justice and on friendship, there is no price. But there are established credit limits.

Panel-Board Man, let your journey into hugeness teach us all a lesson. Absolute power is a sticky wicket. Some of the best things come in small packages. But large things can’t! Unless they’re inflatable, or require some assembly, or unless they’re hearts. Yes, giant, juicy, loving hearts! As big as the moon, but much, much warmer!

Villains, I say to you now… knock off all that evil! Thank you Panel-Board Man, for inspiring us all…

Sincerely,

Dis P.C. Bytes

PBM –

With this particular group of colour blind cut-throats I have for your use, should you choose to accept it, a 4 Panel Board. More powerful than the 3 panel boards when used under the correct circumstances. However, if subtlety is called for than a grey 3 panel board is available for your use.

Please send your reply via the usual secure information line, carrier pigeon. If however the flying finch has gone to roost, e-mail will work as well.

– Almighty –

ALMIGHTY!

Yes it is true!

The St. Paul Secondary School gang has broken out of jail and they are on a rampage.

Sergeant Paul has sent a special request seeking the services of PANEL BOARD MAN and his ASSOCIATE ALMIGHTY in hopes that our special panel board fighting powers might guilt the gang into submission. The plan is to pick up the powerful panel board at 04:30 on November 18th, take it to a special location (panel board man’s house) where it cannot be detected, then get in the panel board mobile on November 19th, make my way to the rendezvous site for 8:30am where I will entice the gang into doing battle. It is panel board man’s estimation that the battle will be over by 2:30pm on the 19th. Order will be restored, the gang will feel guilty after viewing the display, never again abuse substances or create injuries and I will return the powerful board to the Health Cave between the hours of 03:00pm and 03:30pm.

Thank you ALMIGHTY!

I know I can always count on you.

PBM