ALMIGHTY!

Yes it is true!

The St. Paul Secondary School gang has broken out of jail and they are on a rampage.

Sergeant Paul has sent a special request seeking the services of PANEL BOARD MAN and his ASSOCIATE ALMIGHTY in hopes that our special panel board fighting powers might guilt the gang into submission. The plan is to pick up the powerful panel board at 04:30 on November 18th, take it to a special location (panel board man’s house) where it cannot be detected, then get in the panel board mobile on November 19th, make my way to the rendezvous site for 8:30am where I will entice the gang into doing battle. It is panel board man’s estimation that the battle will be over by 2:30pm on the 19th. Order will be restored, the gang will feel guilty after viewing the display, never again abuse substances or create injuries and I will return the powerful board to the Health Cave between the hours of 03:00pm and 03:30pm.

Thank you ALMIGHTY!

I know I can always count on you.

PBM

Brain fizzles as I resort to flinging elastics at my co-workers coffee trying to spill it. Retaliation. He wings a good one at my plants. Oh he is so dead. You hear that CoWorker #1! You are dead!!!!! *evil maniacal laughter*

Who knew that moving into the IT department I would have LESS time to abuse my computer privledges. Geewhaaa!?!!? I wonder if there is a rehab for people going through withdrawl symptoms from the Internet. I’ll just have to take up drinking espresso by the potful.

I got some good news today. I applied for a temp position in our IT division as a support technician and got the job. The guy I am replacing is on parental leave for about three months so I will be filling in for him although it means less time at my desk abusing the Internet access. There’s always a catch…

I really love my job and I do it well but I spend too much time on the Internet while at work. Big Brother is watching and I will probably someday get in shite over it. Maybe I don’t have enough work to keep me busy but I don’t want anymore, it would cut into my online time…lol.

My butt is sore from sitting in this damned chair.