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Co-Worker: Break at 10:30?
Me: Okeedoke, I will venture forth at the appropriated time and acquire your company as I contemplate life, the universe, and Oreo ice cream.
Co-Worker: Never Oreo, always Rolo. Oreo’s bits and pieces fragment the universe whereas Rolo ooey gooy goodness holds things together at the core and resonates peace, love and understanding.
Me: *Crimson’s brain implodes from the brilliantly clear logic of Rolo ice cream over Oreo ice cream that she did not fathom in the first place.*
Co-Worker: See ROLO. Implode into ooey gooy goodness instead of exploding Oreo bits.
Me: *falls to knees and worships Co-Worker who is clearly far superior in intellect when it comes to matters of both the universe and imploding vs exploding*
“All hail Co-Worker!!”