HomeALMIGHTY!
Yes it is true!
The St. Paul Secondary School gang has broken out of jail and they are on a rampage.
Sergeant Paul has sent a special request seeking the services of PANEL BOARD MAN and his ASSOCIATE ALMIGHTY in hopes that our special panel board fighting powers might guilt the gang into submission. The plan is to pick up the powerful panel board at 04:30 on November 18th, take it to a special location (panel board man’s house) where it cannot be detected, then get in the panel board mobile on November 19th, make my way to the rendezvous site for 8:30am where I will entice the gang into doing battle. It is panel board man’s estimation that the battle will be over by 2:30pm on the 19th. Order will be restored, the gang will feel guilty after viewing the display, never again abuse substances or create injuries and I will return the powerful board to the Health Cave between the hours of 03:00pm and 03:30pm.
Thank you ALMIGHTY!
I know I can always count on you.
PBM