HomeConversation via email…
COWORKER #1: Is Co-worker #3 in?
COWORKER #2: He just walked into the other building.
COWORKER #1: LOL…You can see him??
CRIMSON: Co-worker #2 has Xray vision. He put it as one of his additional skills on his resume which is why he was hired.
COWORKER #1: He’s Superman!!!!! Now we know!
CRIMSON: Yep, Superman is Kryptalian not Kryptonian like most people believe.
COWORKER #2: HAHAHAAH lol I’m also part Kryptpolian.
CRIMSON: On your mother’s cousin’s sister-in-law’s uncle’s hairdresser’s nephew’s ex-roomate’s side?”
COWORKER #1: Superman was Polish?? I’m so confused…lol
CRIMSON: Besides the Xray vision, one of Superman’s greatest powers is changing nationalities at will. It gets real fun when he’s Irish since he can’t hold his liquor well.