Kreskin Would Be Proud

COWORKER: Nicole

CRIMSON: The Major League Baseball Association has launched a new satellite which monitors brain wave activities and for some reason it is interfering in my ability to read minds (I will certainly be lodging a long winded and not well thought out complaint) so I am having difficulty in picking this one up from your brain. I do however (as you well know) have a very active imagination and could come up with about a dozen theories as to the true content that one word is meant to convey but all of them will likely be incorrect. Perhaps you might wish to clarify or expand upon your thought process for me.