CRIMSON: It is in my calendar and you have access to it if you ever need to check.
COWORKER #1: Calendars are so 90’s
CRIMSON: Were you and CoWorker #2 here just to remind me of your undying devotion to my cult status? I am more famous than Foamy you know.
COWORKER #1: I have an idol made of fusilli pasta in your name
CRIMSON: I will let you know when the collector card set comes out
COWORKER #1: OH YEAH 😀
CRIMSON: But I only do autographs at the semi-weekly fan conventions held in my honour. I think my agent said next weeks are being held in the back parking lot at the Wendy’s in Smithville. Just look for the green dumpster and you will find it.