HomeCRIMSON: It is in my calendar and you have access to it if you ever need to check.
COWORKER #1: Calendars are so 90’s
CRIMSON: Were you and CoWorker #2 here just to remind me of your undying devotion to my cult status? I am more famous than Foamy you know.
COWORKER #1: I have an idol made of fusilli pasta in your name
CRIMSON: I will let you know when the collector card set comes out
COWORKER #1: OH YEAH 😀
CRIMSON: But I only do autographs at the semi-weekly fan conventions held in my honour. I think my agent said next weeks are being held in the back parking lot at the Wendy’s in Smithville. Just look for the green dumpster and you will find it.
February 29th, 2008