COWORKER: Yo Yo Crimson….You jamming around the PH Club today?
CRIMSON: Yes, I will be doing a little dance, makin a little…money, and gettin down tonight (or today rather).
COWORKER: Let me know when you want to go for break?
CRIMSON: All day, does that work for you?
COWORKER: Sounds great. Oh wait. That is what I am doing tomorrow. I am good all morning so just stop by.
CRIMSON: Okay, I will stop by at 15 random intervals for 1 minute each. Or else I will come by around 10:15, whatever the voices tell me.
COWORKER: COOL THE Voices are back. Remember the golden rule: Do not listen to THE voice that sounds like a dying squirrel that ate too much liverwurst on the trampoline.
CRIMSON: But that’s the only one I have today. He told me his name was Mocky (Rocky’s cousin). I guess I will have to listen to the voices tomorrow then when they change. For today then I will come by around 10:15.
COWORKER: I have told you this a hundred times…DO NOT LISTEN TO MOCKY. He is just trying to get you to dress in Xena Warrior Princess clothes, kidnap Dr. S and go swimming at the Naturalization site with the catfish. This is not a good thing to be doing when you have a mortgage. DO NOT LISTEN TO MOCKY.
CRIMSON: Alright, alright. I can’t swim anyway, it’s just as well. I’m allergic to cats anyway which automatically transfers to catfish as everyone knows so I’m better off not going.