HomeI am at work and there are chocolate brownies on the desk next to mine calling me.
*Crimson* *pause* *Crimsoooon* *longer pause* *CRIMSON!*
I am trying to ignore them but it is hard for me to ignore chocolate particularly when I am salivating like Pavlov’s dog. Some kind soul left them for everyone to share, but I must be strict with myself, I must exert my willpower.
*Crimson, here girl, come here, partake of my chocolatey goodness*
I was slim most of my life until I had my little girl, since I had her I have been up and down, right now I am up, fighting the good fight against temptation. Our father/mother/goddess/divine entity, who art wherever you are, lead me not into temptation, deliver me from brownies, chocolate, ice cream, candy and other sugary substances. For thine is the size 7, the willpower and the glory, Forever and ever eat well. Amen.
*You know you want me*
I will eat my fruits and veggies. I will eat my chicken and fish. I will eat my low fat grains. I will drink my skim milk. I will eat smaller more frequent portions. I will. I will. My will.
*Crimson, NOW!!!*
Sorry brownies, power of will I have over thee.