CRIMSON (in email to CoWorkers):
“Greetings,
Anyone leaving the gate open will lose their gate privileges. Don’t worry though, CoWorker#1 will be holding a workshop on how to bound over the counter in a single leap.
Materials needed for workshop:
3 cans of Red Bull
(Rock Star or Monster will be accepted as a substitute)Follow up workshops will be offered at a later date called “Sticking the Landing” and “From Basic Leaping to Leaping with Style”
Thank you”
November 18th, 2010