HomeCOWORKER #1: CoWorker #3 is retiring.
COWORKER #2: I’m not going to retire.
CRIMSON: You’re not allowed to retire. Oh wait, I’m older than you so, it’s okay you can retire since I won’t be here anyway.
COWORKER #2: I’m going to die before I retire.
COWORKER #1: You’re going to die before you retire?
CRIMSON: Yes, CoWorker #2 predicts he is going to die in a tragic Spork accident.
COWORKER #2: Yep, right in the eye and it will take 3 days to bleed out. My last words to you guys will be ‘Does this look infected?’.
May 24th, 2011