D-Day

So this is my last day of a carefree eating lifestyle full of a crapload of fats, carbs, starches and sugar and anything else that is bad for you.

Tomorrow I start a medically monitored diet (Dr. Bernstein’s if any of you know it).

I beseech you all, pray for me, pray I have the willpower and strength to see this through. Pray that the fluid flowing through my veins changes back from chocolate to normal blood and that my caffeine addled brain does not implode from withdrawel.