Conversations with a Lunatic

Co-worker (yesterday): How long do you think it will take for them to fix my computer?

Me (today): Your tablet PC has returned (I sent it back out Wednesday, I think they flew it there in a Concorde jet). I am currently reimaging it and installing Hedgehog. If it works you must build a small statue with my likeness out of grilled cheese sandwiches honouring me and placed in the lunch room for consumption.

Me: Have a supercalafragilistickexpialadocious weekend!!!

Friend: Wow, good spelling! I’m impressed!

Me: That’s what happens when one has the I.Q. of a box of cornflakes, you pick up a lot of useless information. I am just full of meaningless data.