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Crimson: You remember that soy milk I gave you back in June or July? It’s still in the fridge and I am afraid to go near it because it has probably solidified and gone quite rancid. Should I call Hazmat?
Coworker: Omg!!!!!!
Crimson: You’re saying I shouldn’t call Hazmat, I should call God???
Coworker: Yup. Whichever deals with non dairy… Buddha ?
January 31st, 2012