HomeCoWorker: Have you tried Dragon Fruit?
Crimson: What’s that?
CoWorker: (tosses something over cubicle wall)
Crimson: Oh, a Crystal Light flavour. I’ll have to try that today.
CoWorker: Just be careful because it will give you ninja like powers
Crimson: And since I am already a ninja, it will amplify my ninja abilities until I out-ninja even Chuck Norris
CoWorker: No, it is made from Chuck Norris’s sweat, so at best…
Crimson: I will just equal Chuck Norris then.
CoWorker: Or at least give him a workout.
Crimson: To create more sweat for him to make more Dragon Fruit with… I see how this works.
September 23rd, 2011