Question on Yahoo Answers: Is there a synonym for potato or tomato?

Crimson:

Potato: Dirt Fries

Tomato: Pre-Ketchup

Question on Yahoo Answers: What is your biggest regret in life?

Crimson: Having that 4th prepackaged gas station taco that was on sale because it was 3 weeks past the expiration date.

Question on Yahoo Answers: Was it a tradition as a child to write Santa a letter with a list of toys and gifts ?

Crimson: No, it was writing to Amnesty International to help free the elves.

Question on Yahoo Answers: WITHOUT CHEATING, what are Santa’s, reindeer’s names?

Crimson: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph, Olive, Bob, Gary, Susan from Marketing, Carlos, that one that hangs out by the copier machine telling the same joke over and over while not realizing his fly is open and everyone heard that exact same joke on SNL last week. It wasn’t funny then Denny and it is less funny now!! Go back to your cubicle and eat the egg salad sandwich your 87 years old mother made you!