Switching out words in famous movie quotes with the word ‘pants’.
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give pants.”
“I’m going to make him pants he can’t refuse.”
“You don’t understand! I coulda had pants. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been pants, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”
“Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in pants anymore.”
“Here’s looking at you, pants.”
“Go ahead, make my pants.”
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my pants.”
“May the Pants be with you.”
“You talkin’ to pants?”
“I love the smell of pants in the morning.”
“Love means never having to say you’re pants.”
“The stuff that pants are made of.”
“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take pants anymore!”
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
“There’s no place like pants.”
“Show me the pants!”
“You can’t handle the pants!”
“Pants? We ain’t got no pants! We don’t need no pants! I don’t have to show you any stinking pants!
“Houston, we have a pants.”
“Keep your friends close, but your pants closer.”
“Say ‘hello’ to my little pants!”
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce pants. Aren’t you?”
“Get your stinking pants off me, you damned dirty ape.”
“I have always depended on the pants of strangers.”
“Soylent Green is pants!”
“I feel the need—the need for pants!”
“Nobody puts Pants in a corner.”
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little pants too!”
“I’m the king of the pants!”