Coworker 1: Where is Coworker 2?
Crimson: In a meeting.
Coworker 1 [jokingly]: But he isn’t that important.
Crimson [laughing]: Well he is now.
2 minutes later Coworker 2 returns
Coworker 3: Coworker 1 was looking for you.
Coworker 2: Did he say what he wanted?
Crimson: No but he had a knife, a plastic cooler, and an IV bag.
July 3rd, 2014